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Because if the creator of that show manages to pull that shit off he is some kind of genius.

 

And I think Random Anonymous said it best when commenting on the book Twilight:

Sadly, I have read Twilight. You know how everyone has to watch a train wreck? Well imagine if that train fell onto a hospital, and then the hospital caught on fire, and then an airplane was attracted by the flames and flew into it as well, blowing up, and then out of nowhere Godzilla showed up and started stomping on things, and just when you think it can’t get WORSE, the Enterprise shows up with Picard and starts shooting at Godzilla. And that is how I can read it, BECAUSE YOU GOTTA KNOW IF PICARD CAN KILL GODZILLA.
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the Enterprise shows up with Picard and starts shooting at Godzilla.

 

I submit that this should totally be how the Last Battle ought to be waged in the final book.

 

Just imagine it: an Enterprise re-painted with the rainbow flag of Tar Valon, polygamous white-haired Aiel Wise Ones manning the photon torpedo cannons, Moiraine sitting in the captain's chair drinking tea (Earl Grey. Hot.), and a heavily armored Bela leading the Charge of the Light into an army of gholams, while in the distance an enraged Godzilla shoots beams of the True Power out of his mouth with Shaidar Haran sitting on top of his head shouting directions and waving a Shadow-wrought Myrddraal blade.

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I think we should send that to Brandon Sanderson, just so he knows how the fans want the series to end :eek:

Good idea. At least that way we are guaranteed all of us gets an ending with something we like.

 

@Kate: Don't read Twilight, whatever you do! Am I not keeping you busy enough?! (*realizes that is an evil evil statement, but lets it be* :shock: )

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