Random IX

[Whitty 29]

[Kaitlin 22]

 

[Cerendrallion 32]

Gaytards.

 

And I mean that lovingly.

[Marie 73]

[Kaitlin 22]

[Tosh 8]

No idea if this is true or not but I really hope it is:

 

The following is an actual question given on a University of Liverpool chemistry final exam. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues via the Internet, which is why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

 

 

Question: "Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?"

 

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's law that gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed or some close variant.

 

One student, however, wrote the following:

 

“First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

 

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that, if you are not a member of their religion, you

will go to Hell.

 

Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls inevitably go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.

 

Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell. Because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay constant, the volume of Hell must expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities:

 

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

 

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

 

So which is it?

 

If we accept the postulate given to me by Sandra during my freshman year, that "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is endothermic and has already frozen over.

 

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is extinct ... leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being - which incidentally explains why, last night, Sandra kept shouting "Oh my God." "

 

 

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A".

[Ekho 52]

where do you find stuff like this

[Olivia 26]

Hahah yeah I've seen that one before, it was funny indeed. =D

[Ishmael Moridin 0]

Me too, I hope somebody made it up and it was NOT an examination answer

[Ekho 52]

Could you imagine if you were the examiner marking the exam and that was the answer...you wouldn't know what to say

[Marie 73]

I AM SO HIGH ON CAFFEINE RIGHT NOW!

[jan 14]

*throws a bucket of cold water on*

[Marie 73]

I'm crashing.

[Ekho 52]

I always think alcohol helps with caffeine highs, of course I think alcohol helps everything

[Tosh 8]

A'hoy me dear scallywags and landlubbers (curse ye!). T'is the annual talk like a pirate day terday. Yaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

So ye betr be talkin' like a pirate or you'll walk the plank! As soon as I find one and a large mass of water to go with it. Yarr.