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Well, apparently, I am a "virtuous non-believer" and my score for that level is "very high". Here's what they say:

 

First Level of Hell - Limbo

 

Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

 

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!

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I'm in the Seventh Level with the rest of my fellow Gays and Lesbians, and Suicides.

 

Seventh Level of Hell

 

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

 

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level | Score

Purgatory | Very Low

Level 1 - Limbo | High

Level 2 | High

Level 3 | Low

Level 4 | Very Low

Level 5 | Low

Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High

Level 7 | Low

Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate

Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

 

I was so good too! And I got the most evil punishment!

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I was sent to the fifth level of hell. But some of these questions are too complicated with a simple yes or no answer. I do not lead a wrathfull and gloomy life. :P

I'm actually quite happy.

 

Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

This place seems nice.

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For lustful heretics like me, it's the sixth level.

 

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

 

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

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I got the 7th level as well, even though I said no to all the suicide/self-harm questions. I guess they just thought I was violent enough to be lumped in with them. :P The test results seemed kinda silly to me, but the actual test was interesting =) Dante certainly had a vivid imagination!

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I will visit you, Olivia, whether you're on the flaming sands or whatever or chilling in the river!

 

At least we will not be munched on by Satan like in the last part. :/ That would be not good. If it's possible to get you out of there, Laura2, I'm up for trying! :P

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Purgatory

 

You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

 

That is where I am at.

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Third Level of Hell

 

In the third circle, you find yourself amidst eternal rain, maledict, cold, and heavy. The gluttons are punished here, lying in the filthy mixture of shadows and of putrid water. Because you consumed in excess, you meet your fate beneath the cold, dirty rain, amidst the other souls that there lay unhappily in the stinking mud. Cerebus, a canine monster cruel and uncouth with his three heads and red eyes, dwells in this level. He growls and tears at the damned with his teeth and claws.

 

Hmm .... consumed in excess, how apt :P

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At least we will not be munched on by Satan like in the last part. :/ That would be not good. If it's possible to get you out of there, Laura2, I'm up for trying! :P

 

I say we try at least, the great escape hell style:P

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and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain

These people sound annoying. Like some cheesy American sitcom about a family of dedicated christians, where the father does charity work on his spare-time and doesn't beat his kids. And theres a supposedly rebellious teenager who speaks with a slightly raised voice and in protest goes to bed nine instead of eight.

Then theres the little girl who is adorable in the same cheesy american way.

And last but not least the smart middle kid (also a boy) with glasses, who will later in his life start questioning god and his families rule over him, he will start a fuss and consequently get treated like crap and be called a devil-child. That is until he kills them all in their sleep.

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