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[Tosh 8]

I've had a titanium rod the length of my thigh attached to nails portruding out from where they were screwed into my femur. Thrice.

Its hell on pants.

 

It wasn't bad though, the worst part(I guess appart from the injury that forced me to have the thing on my leg) was that I had to clean them every morning and night using those little white stick things with cotton on them and standard hospital disinfectant.

 

Its an awesome story to have sometimes.

Really, I love it that I have these injury stories.

 

I nearly pierced my palm with a pen once.

That must have been an abnormally sharp pen.

[Olivia 26]

those little white stick things with cotton on them

 

Q Tips.

 

@ Tosh and Brynefan: Ouch I stapled my thumb once but it doesn't sound nearly as painful as both of your stories.

[Brynefan 2]

That must have been an abnormally sharp pen.

 

Nope. Just an abnormally stupid idea combined with too much force. I was just a child then, so I might have exaggerated it a lot over the years. It didn't go too deep though. Palms are quite hard.

 

But the other, similar things, have left nasty scars. Like my poor, left middle finger. It has been partially crushed in a door and nearly got it's tip chopped off. Unlucky, I guess.

 

Hmm. I think that my left side is cursed. I've also sprained that foot three or four times, but never the right foot.

[Kaitlin 22]

Your left side does sound cursed!

 

I have an "L" shaped scar on the pad of my index finger that was gotten when my hand slipped while I was trying to cut something. I've also been stapled, from stupidly agreeing to try unjamming one of those big copiers with the automatic staple gun things inside. It startled me more than hurt really.

 

There have been other things, but basically if there is a way to burn, bash, break, smash, or make oneself physically collapse (without ever being seriously hurt in the long run!) I've probably been clumsy enough to do it.

[jan 14]

@Tosh:

[Brynefan 2]

I can't believe it! Yesterday I woke up with an aching left foot and had to take alternative buses all day to shorten the walking distance. I should just shut up about that curse.

[Tosh 8]

You should ward yourself! Go to the local withdoctor and get a perscription of giraffe esophagus and the funky-glands of a delusional, neon-colored Zebra.

[Ishmael Moridin 0]

Speaking of which, I woke up with a crick in my neck y'day. Could not turn my head to the right all day. I think I am sleeping on a pillow that's too soft and a little less taller than the ones I am used to.

[Brynefan 2]

The last local "witchdoctor" was my grandma who died ten years ago. I guess I'm doomed.

[Ekho 52]

you don't need a witchdoctor to ward yourself, its possible to do it yourself, just slightly more difficult and requires finding some funky ingrediants

[Tosh 8]

Indeed. This is an old recipie of my grandmother's. First you will need the uppermost pinekone of the tallest pinetree in the woods. Then you will need a cauldron. Next you will need five hundred kilos of crystal meth. Mix this all together in the cauldron during a complete standstill in the space/time contineum (sp?) brought on by two paprikas thrown by an angry moose from two places simultaniously, crashing into eachother with the force of a ten megaton nuclear explosion folded upon itself until it takes up the exact same room in diametres as a mole or other blemish on your body by your own choosing. Mix your concoction with a Bloody Mary and your set.

 

The real problem is getting out of a complete standstill in the space/time contineum.

[Brynefan 2]

I'll give it a try.

[Ekho 52]

My new job keeps giving me headaches...maybe I'm allergic to it

[Mea 0]

So tired... homework...

[jan 14]

My new job keeps giving me headaches...maybe I'm allergic to it

I've been allergic to jobs in my time